Wednesday, August 27, 2008

I love Milley Cirus - and she sucks

In this week's "In Touch" magazine, Miley is doing a milk advert. Yes, she has the Milk Mustache. And the caption says, in part: "Some studies suggest that teens who choose milk instead of sugary drinks tend to be leaner and the protein help build muscle."

Does anyone spot the bullshit in here? "Some studies". "Suggest". "Tend to be leaner". At this point, we're down to what, 5%? of the population?

Miley, you suck. You're giving in to the commercial money-making machine to fuel your own bank account. Despite the fact that the only animals that should be drinking cow's milk are... um... BABY COWS.

You're leading our teens? How about learning something about health and fitness before you endorse bullshit. Shame on you.

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Angelina Goes To Iraq

Anyone see the pictures of Angelina in Iraq on Feb? Some are saying it cost $100,000 to keep her safe. Her and her unborn twins, that is. Technically, I guess that's only $33,000 per life - a bargain? I guess this is proof that Brad is nuts. Takes one to love one.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Britney Spears: I don't want my kids back?

InTouch magazine headlines that Britney doesn't want her kids back, and now it's been a month since the courts ruled she can't even visit them. Apparently she 'wants to see them', but also said she's not going to fight K Fed for custody, and will simply have more kids later on.

Sure she's mentally ill right now, but what mother thinks kids are like cars or jewelry? That's sad. And I'm not sure her body can take many more pregnancies, if she can carry to term at all! She's poisoned herself with meds and assorted street drugs, and no doubt they're dosing her up pretty good in the loonie bin. How much can one body take? Will her next performance be a 200 pound one? She'll get laughed off stage next time she blows a big performance, I'm sure! Keep you eye on the fading star...

Monday, February 18, 2008

Tara Reid is Too Thin?

That was the headline on InTouch Weekly (my personal celebrity bible). The picture showed her in a white bikini with large gold dots (technically, a Yellow Polka-Dotted Bikini), standing, full body. She looked skinny, but not sick. You could see some bones, but they weren't poking out. If you like skinny, you'd likely think she looked great.

The article inside has the usual dubious quotes of people predicting dieting disaster. Now granted her current look has a lot to do with surgery, but did anyone really think she was 'hot' when she was pudgy?

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Hollywood Celebrities!

I'll comment on the Olsen twins, Heather Locklear, The D-List with Kathy Griffen, Miley Cirus, Nicole Ritchie, Tara Reid, Calista Flockhart, Pamela Anderson, Keira Knightley, Britney Spears, Heidi Klum and Seal, Mischa Barton, Amy Poehler and Tina Fey, Halle Berry, Rihanna, Tori Spelling, Teri Hatcher, Audrina Pattridge, The Dixie Chicks, Kelly Rippa, Posh Spice (aka Victoria Beckham), Sheryl Crow, Denise Richards, and many more.